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25 phrases you shouldn't say at work but really want to
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
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To Whom It May Concern
This is to you. Yes you. Anyone and everyone. You have been tried and tested. Yes everyone.
It truly is amazing how people will forget about you fast. If you don't contact them for a while, they will say "it's been a while since you have called. " Well no shit you haven't called either.
I have been making a point for some time now not to contact ANYONE. That is ANYONE. Only a few people have contacted me. 2 of the people that I have spoke to recently have been some years. There is a few that I really miss talking to, but I think this proves a few things. LIKE THEY DON'T THINK THEY NEED ME ANYMORE. My phone number has not changed in years.
Everyday that goes by without a word hardens my heart.
Everyday that goes by without a word makes me wonder who I am.
Am I a good person
Am I a good man
Am I a good friend
Am I a good brother
Am I a good nephew
Am I a good uncle
Am I a good son
Am I a good father
Am I a good husband
There are a few I hear from regularly.
There are a few I hear from only when they need something.
There is only two I hear from everyday!
No I don't need to heart from you everyday but it would mean alot if you attempted to contact me. Like you use to!!!
Still here till the end
Your friend
Your son
Your father
Your brother
Your husband
Your nephew
Your uncle
That man
That person
P.S. I can't help fix anything if I don't know what the problem is. Which means you need to tell me.
I Love This Day
Mondays Memories
(I was working on this to put up yesterday but I stopped working on out to go to the gym. When I got back my laptop wouldn't come back out of sleep mode. So I am posting what I have threw my phone. I was going to add all my links, but now I won't best of luck to everyone that is in it.
Till the next challenge
Laffer Was Here
Swimming Sunday
The video didn't turn out that well it was really dark.
This morning my wife and i went to the gym and workedout.
After we were done. we went home grabbed 2 of the kids and went back to the gym
Our oldest boy workedout and we swam with the youngest
The Street Saturday
So I shot this video on the way home from the store
It was around 11:50 pm
Fridays Finds
Thrifty Thursday
Workout Wednesday
So, I am sure this will not be the last mention of our working out, fundraising or combination of the 2, lol. Wish us luck as we continue to improve our health and continue to fundraise to help improve the lives of those affected by childhood cancer.
totally text to talk tuesday
Miniature Monday
Laffer Was Here
Old fart test
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it!
1.This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down. I bet you cannot resist passing it on..
Computers and vlogging
Hello random people
My name is Steve. I, like alot of people are trying to name money from the internet. Just like every business you need money to make money. I am a vlogger and a blogger. Making the blogs I can do just fine. The problem is with vlogging is not my video recording equipment. In fact my cam is one of the top of the line that a hobbiest can buy (which was a gift). The problem is my computers are a little out dated. To make good vlogs you need to be able to edit your videos. Which usely takes me somewhere around 3 hours. It doesn't matter how long the video is or how long the editing part of it is. I haven't bought a new computer in 10 years. I would love it if a random person out there would find it in their heart to donate a fast multi core top of the line new computer to me.
Yes I just asked random strangers to give me an awsome computer or 2.
So if you find out in your heart to do this I thank you, my wife thanks you, my kids thank you, my dog thanks you, and my wallet thanks you.
blogging and driving
as if it's not bad enough that somebody would text in drive or talk on the phone and lillian drive let's start blogging up a while were driving okay that would just be silly to do but I got your attention I am going to not edit this whole thing I'm going to talk to text and see what kind of silly words I come up with by talking and texting at the same time maybe they could be a whole new heather blog that I start talk to text no edits that's it talk and text no edits sometimes you come up with some silly little words just randomly placed in the book you and you don't know why did you get the word like that new york and every once in awhile you have to stop read it and roll laugh at the silly little things that get food in there because you are not recognize your voice are you come on normal for a little bit that's um um um build a little bit on purpose you have to think about how fun would it be to be driving around looking at the same time you know if you get a little road rage in the mill creek she came in because you're using your voice to write the blog it would just pick that up bub bub would be kinda funny what net
NASA App
I just Downloaded this app a must have for all
Go Here To get it (CLICK HERE)
I will soon make a app blog
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NASA App HD for iPad
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